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clean in the streets, freak in the sheets
what a joshua bird
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A level of anger where strapping one's self into a slingshot and being launched into a fortress, group of pigs etc. seems an acceptable course of action.
Guy 1: Man, I was doing anal on Sheila last night and when I pulled out she shat all over my bed!! I was angry as a bird! Good thing I bought that giant slingshot the other week.
Guy 2: Shit...What did you do?
Guy 1: I killed her.
Guy 2: What????
Guy 1: And that's not all.
Guy 2: You sick bastard!
Guy 1: I then reached in and found her Golden Egg!
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Man...I got no sleep as the ghetto bird was buzzing the neighbourhood.
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An acceptable synonym for Egyptian Hieroglyphics, may be also used to describe another non-alphabetical language such as Chinese, Punjab, or Korean
I can't read this shit, all it is are birds and squiggles.
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the sexual act of sticking it in soft due to the outside force commonly known as 'whiskey dick.'
"Hey! So how'd it go last night?"
"Great until we got back to my place. My boy Jack was trying to cock block, so I just gave her the flappy bird."
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A large branch of the Marijuana plant that is loaded with buds ready to be smoked.
Dude, your plant has a lot of Dead Birds!
Thanks dude.
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(verb)- When females in a group purposely ditch the males so they can go have sex with each other.
"Hey Kate, you look so hot tonight! Lets shoo the birds and go back to my place!" says a very horny Veronika.
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