Human Beer Bong

A large woman lifts up a significantly smaller man and performs the rusty trombone. Literally holding the penis as the top of the funnel might be, and treating the asshole like end of the tube.

I quaffed six cherry coke and rums, induced vomit, closed my eyes, opened them, met an amazon looking woman, got in her car, and and when I come to, I'm being used as a human beer bong. Better than a blumpkin, I think

Bong Wash

The smoke from a bong hit when someone can’t clear full bong

I can’t clear this , do you want this bong wash?

Bong Water

The opposite of holy water.

Guy: I once got cursed by a satanic priest after they applied bong water to my forehead.

Ding Bong

n: A butt.

My ding bong is itchy.

Squad Bong

(n.) The revolution of the beer bong that includes several tubes and results in multiple beer consumers enjoying the pleasure of a beer bong at one time.

Kamron: "aye yo Reed, are you and Jared trynna bong these beers?"
Jared: "We've only got one bong though"
Reed: "lets just use the Squad Bong homies so we can bong together!"

ghost bong

when you pack a bong with tobacco and/or some random shit that isn't weed, and give it to an unknowning indivdual, just for the laughs

Adam: hey man we should give simon a ghost bong
Declan: haha that will be a good gag

Bong Goblin

A person that smokes a large amount of weed, particularly from dirty, smelly, very well used bongs.

my mate corey is honestly the biggest fuckin' bong goblin