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Same as the classic tar and feather but with Maple syrup instead of tar
For all his disrespect, Andrew got the good ol' canadian tar and feather
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When one cannot achieve sleep due to the Artic-like temperatures, and is forced to ask a Canadian friend to spoon them for body heat. As you may know, Canadians are completely unaffected by the cold.
Guy 1: "Dude it's freezing, can you give me a Canadian Sleeping Bag?"
Canadian: "No problem, eh"
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Nothing completes a Canadian Tuxedo like a Canadian Chastity Belt.
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A Canadian Chocolate Cake is when a woman takes a shit on a plate then sucks a man off 'till he cums. she then spits it out onto the shit. They each take turns to have a forkfull of the poo until one or both are very sick.
Hey, I had a Canadian Chocolate Cake the other night, I didn't enjoy it that much though.
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A situation in which there are multiple (two or more) couples in the same room, all having sex, but not switching partners and with no threesomes/foursomes/etc. An extremely polite sex party.
Wanna get in on this Canadian group chat later tonight?
The sexual act of three men coating their genitals in warm maple syrup and then shoving their penises into the woman's anus over and over.
Those men got really sticky with Amy last night, must have done a Canadian Triple Piercer.
When you bust a nut in a girls hair and it hardens overnight
that girl I brought home from the bars last night woke up this morning with canadian hair gel