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while you are looking for greeting cards & you have the urge to fart, shart, or poop your pants.
Allison's greeting card flatulence caused her to ditch Papyrus for the can because she sharted herself.
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The act of masturbating in the back yard of the girl you are currently stalking and cumming inside of her fire hose. She doesn't have to see you and you don't have to be staring at her, or a picture of her, to be pulling a joker's card.
That bitch won't talk to me, she won't even look at me! I hope she finds me pulling a joker's card on her ass!
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Usually only seen in the United States, because they have such a broken democracy system. If you can even call it that. During the primary debates between multiple candidates, or more commonly the presidential debates between the two candidates. Each candidate will have a deck of cards sitting underneath a compartment of their podium. When the debate begins each candidate draws 5 cards. During the debate when another candidate is asked a question the opposing candidate will draw 1 card from their deck. They can then play the card during their Main Phase 1 when one of the opposing candidates is halfway through finishing their sentence. The cards include but are not limited to, the race card, the gender card, the deleted emails card, the wall card, the climate change card, and even the newly released Twilight Sparkle card which was played to defend Melania Trump's speech during the RNC. The rules of this game change daily but one thing is certain. Yu-gi-oh is better than this bullshit.
Reporter: Hiliary what is your opinion on gay marriage?
*Donald Trump draws 1 card*
Hiliary Clinton: Well I think---
Trump: I activate the deleted emails card! Where are those emails Hiliary?
Hiliary: I counter by activating the race card! What do you have to say about all your insults you bigot?
Trump: I activate the wall card blocking your race card!
Hiliary: argh!
Trump: This duel is over! On my next turn I will depleted you LP to zero!
Hiliary *gasp*
Reporter: What are they doing?
Reporter 2: It's a political card war.
Reporter: But they still didn't answer my question. This isn't a debate it's a pissing contest!
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A form of poker where each player (typically 2-6 players per table) are each dealt five cards and try to make the best five card hand after discarding from none to all of their cards ans receiving new ones in their place. The action plays as follows:
-- All players throw in an ante before the cards are dealt.
-- The two players left of the Dealer Button throw in their Small Blind and Big Blind, respectively.
-- Five cards are dealt to each player.
-- Starting from the player to the left of the Big Blind, players may call, raise, or fold in turn until all action is complete.
-- The remaining players may then discards any number of cards (starting with the first remaining player to the left of the Dealer Button), from none of them (a "Stand Pat") to all of them.
-- Another betting round then occurs starting from the same player.
-- Assuming that at least two players are left by the end of the round, players reveal their hands in clockwise order starting from the leftmost player from the button (if there were no bets in the round), or from the last player to bet/raise in the round.
-- The player with the best five card hand wins the pot, and the process is continued for next hand.
Five Card Draw is commonly played as a Pot Limit or Limit game, but online No Limit games are also sometimes available.
Five Card Draw events in the World Series of Poker have diminished over the years, pushed out by the rising popularity of No Limit Texas Hold 'em and other such games as Omaha and Seven Card Stud.
"Five Card Draw is such an classic game, sometimes my family sits around the table and plays with nickels and dimes just for fun."
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Can be gained if you not doing(or watching) anything related to sex the past 20 days
"Yo wtf bro you masturbating? Did you just lost NNN?"
"No i just used my Nut November Card, can be gained by not masturbating the past 20 days."
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When a male swipes his dick across a male or female's but cheeks like a debit card, but because it is debit you can be as young as 13 to do one.
Can you give me a dick credit card?
Nah. I'm only 17, I can gove you a dick debit card though!
Ok.
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A person who’s facial features (eyes,nose and mouth) are so close together that they can be covered by a single playing card.
“That guy that was talking to you was kinda cute “
“Ehh, he kind of had playing card face “
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