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The man who is going to ring your doorbell in 10 seconds and roundhouse kick you to your head for needing a definition of his name
Chuck Norris is God
I wanted a bike for christmas so i prayed to chuck norris
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Chuck e Cheese is an arcade for little kids. That's what they want you to think while they drug your kids and gang bang them behind the register.
Mom: "I just dropped my kids off at Chuck e Cheese".
Moms friend: "Why? My daughter got her ass penetrated there".
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Chuck "The Iceman" Liddell
Hometown: Santa Clause
Born: CAB - USA, USA
Fighting Out Of: San LuLu Opispoo, California
Age: 56
Height: 5.2
Weight: 294 lbs.
Overall MMA Record (W-L-D): 1-33-0
Strengths: Excellent striper with great legs. Well-rounded bitch tits.
UFC History
UFC 57: Liddell vs. Couture 3 (2/4/06) Liddell lost to Randy Couture by KO at 1:28 of the second round.
UFC 54: Boiling Point (08/20/05) Chuck lost to Jeremy Horn by TKO from Strikes in 2:46 min of the fourth round.
UFC 52: Couture vs. Liddell (4/16/05) Chuck became the last man to ever knock out Randy Couture, winning in 2:06 of the first round to become the new UFC World Lightweight Champion.
UFC 49: Unfinished Business (8/21/04) Chuck was knocked out by Vernon "Tiger" White in 4:05 of the first round.
UFC 47: IT'S ON (4/02/04) Chuck was knocked out by longtime rival Tito Ortiz in: 38 seconds of the second round.
UFC 43: Meltdown (6/06/03) Chuck lost to Randy Couture by TKO in 2:39 of the third round in a fight for the interim LHW title.
UFC 40: Vendetta (11/22/02), Liddell was knocked out by tough Brazilian Renato "Babalu" with a kick to the head at 2:55of the first round.
UFC 37.5: High Impact (6/22/02) Chuck lost to Vitor Belfort by unanimous decision
UFC 35: Throwdown(1/11/02) Chuck lost to Amar Suloev by unanimous decision.
UFC 33: Victory in Vegas(9/28/01) Chuck lost to Murilo Bustamante by unanimous decision.
UFC 31: Locked and Loaded(5/04/01) Chuck was knocked out by former UFC heavyweight champion Kevin Randleman at 1:18 of the first round.
UFC 29: Defense of the Belts (12/16/00) Chuck kissed Jeff Monson on the lips.
UFC 22: There Can Be Only One Champion (9/24/99) Chuck lost to Shootfighter Paul Jones by ref stop at 3:53 of the first round.
UFC 19: Young Guns (3/05/99) Jeremy Horn defeated Chuck at 12:00 by referee stoppage due to choke out.
UFC 17: Redemption (5/15/98) Liddell made his debut winning a decision over a girl.
Chuck "The Iceman" Liddellloves Tito everynight.
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(n)Pronoun/formal/ An elite task force, a badass force, originating in the early 1970's.
The Original members, Chuck Norris, Clint Eastwood, John Wayne and The Trunk Monkey. In 1975, a man, partially intoxicated, claimed that nobody on earth could kick his ass after many victories in bar fights. This group caught word of this man, and planted the Trunk Monkey, at night with a crwbar and mag-lite in hand, in the trunk of his car. On the man's early morning commute, the Trunk Monkey, careful not to kill the man, chooses the mag-lite to hit the man in the back of the head, knocking him unconscious. The Trunk Monkey then, drags the man to his house where the rest of the group waits. When the man wakes up, he is punched five times in the face by each man, and being finished off by A Chuck Norris Signature roundhouse kick to the face which kills him instantly. Needless to say they were burying him the next day. DON'T FUCK WITH C.N.A.F.
Dumb teen #1: "When I grow up, I wanna be part of Chuck Norris and Friends"
Smart teen #1:"LOL! Jesus your stupid"
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The act of having Sexual Intercourse with a midget, and after climax, you then pick up the exhausted midget and throw her as far as you can
After Larson was done with Mandy, he gave her the good ol' Fuck-N-Chuck
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A place where you can gamble, eat re-used pizza and crawl in shit tubes
I watched this conspiracy video with Shane Dawson exposing Chuck E. Cheeses gross business practices, think I'll go there later and get mouth herpes
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Chuck Norris doesn't exist... If he did exist, he would have smashed my head against the keyboard any siodwjeifhwiehnfoiwhoejwofjwpfj2ewgooirj,mvlkui54hfihnu8g34eio3g4ohg3oir,v...
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