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When one of the mandem decides to have a crafty one by lowering himself like a crab and starts the ritual of going ham on the hog, gripping his cock soo tightly it goes purple and tears the fuck out of his cheesy stinky foreskin
Yo bruv transnigger do u want to join me for a crab wank over some ass fucking Micheal fucking a 6 year old porn and then after platting a dirty ass hole then find Micheal the fucking spastic ass licking fucking cunt herion addict trans nigger bitch then deck the mother fucking four eyed blind homo faggot
There's no good way to say this, crab aids is coming for all of us. There is no cure and it can not be stopped. the best thing you can do for your family is spread awareness and hope you die quickly
yo andrew i just wanted to inform you that last wednesday before we had gay sex i met a crab at the beach and we made sweet sweet gay crab love, and well i just got tested and i have crab aids.
When you look like a pixie but smell like a butthole who has crabs.
Man look at that blonde chick she look good.
Naw bro fairy crabs...
(Kanye shrug)
When girls are so thirsty and want to get laid they do the crab walk with their legs open waiting to get laid.
Hey look at that girl doing the crab walk, I think she wants it tonight from somebody.
An expression surprise or frustration. Better than "holy crap" and "holy shit".
Holy Crab! That's too much work.
the sexual act where the male proceeds to perform cunnilingus on a female partner who happens to have a severe case of Gonorrhea and Pubic Lice.
Joe met Jane at the bar that night, and proceeded to take her home to have a Jersey Crab Cake.
When a person takes a shit, doesn't clean their arse, and a second person proceeds to snort cocaine out of the unclean butt crack.
I walked in on my partner mud-crabbing a hooker, and was disgusted.
I got pink eye after a vigorous mud-crabbing session.