eat crap munch scat

exactly what it says

Willy P: I eat crap munch scat
Everyone else: yeah you do

Crap noodles

When someone says or calls you a mean name and you don’t know what to say.

CRAP NOODLES that hurt!!!

Crap hat

Crap hat- A person or thing named Scarlett

Scarlett Forte ate my slug heads! CRAP HAT!🙄

Fap N’ Crap

When someone rubs one out while taking a shit on the pooperfarten.

IRS Agent 1: Why is he taking so long to open the door?

IRS Agent 2: He’s probably doing the classic fap n’ crap.

snap n crap

when you get so mad you poop!

A: wow sam got so mad in our meeting today he really snapped n crapped
B: A snap n crap?! god I hate when that happens to me

Crap Door

Like a trap door, a crap door is when one holds in a shit, and releases a huge pile of crap, as if your anus were a trap door.

What a relief, i finally got to empty my crap door

Sex addicted jamesy jerking off to crap

my theory is that (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) isn't working on (ANALOG HORROR) because (SEXUAL REASON)!!! surely this wont make every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable!
(makes every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable)
GRR... HOW DARE THESE PEOPLE GET UNCOMFORTABLE BECAUSE I SEXUALIZE (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) FOR NOT WORKING ON (ANALOG HORROR)!!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE NOBODY WILL LET ME SEXUALIZE MINORS!!! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO REACT!!!

Sex addicted jamesy jerking off to crap is WEIRD!!!