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Long story short: Death Simulator 2014.
Dark Souls 2 is the sequel to From Software's 2011 smash hit "Dark Souls." In Dark Souls 2, the player takes the role as an undead who bears the curse of Hollowing each time he or she dies. During the player's endeavours within the open world of Drangelic, the world within the game, he or she will encounter dangerous enemies, traps, and most certainly bosses. These bosses can be simple, or they can be hair-tearing-out rage inducing, much like "Dark Souls."
NOTE: Life may occur in Dark Souls 2. If you stay alive for more than one hour, you may be hacking.
Person 1: I heard you purchased Dark Souls 2. How is it?
Person 2: Who are you? Who am I? Where are we? What is life?
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A slogan primarily used as a greeting by fans of popular Hololive VTuber "La+ Darknesss". Alternatively, it can be shortened to "YMD" to abbreviate the Japanese surname "Yamada", among other things. In turn, the phrase, or rather the acronym, has become a running gag and has been used by fans and other members of Hololive to tease her on many different occasions.
Laplus: 刮目せよ！ (Heed my call!/Bear witness!)
Japanese fan: Yes My Dark
Superchat from Random EOP: YMD!! YMD!! I love you soo much!! Take all of my life savings equivalent to 4864 yen!!
Chad Otaku: Yagoo My Dad 草
The third in a series of films designed to rape the pocketbooks of people who can't tell the difference between a movie and a two-hour long U.S. military advertisement.
Starscream: Why didn't you go see Transformers: Dark of the Moon?
Megatron: I was insulted enough by the first two disasters.
Starscream: Is there anything you liked about the first two?
Megatron: Optimus Prime's voice
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One Of The 5 Ancients In The Story Of The Game Cookie Run Kingdom, And the Ruler Over The Black Citadel. According To Caramel Arrow Cookie, One Of The Many Warriors Of The Dark Cacao Kingdom, "His Majesty May Seem Cold, But He Means Well." I Guess You Could Say He Is Quick To Lose His Temper. He Is Also The Father Of Dark Choco Cookie.
Spoilers Ahead
As Shown In The Cutscenes In Episode 14 "The Citadel On The Frozen Cliff" His Soul Jam Can Manifest Him Into An Entity Of His Own Emotions. Because Pomegranate Cookie Only Made Him Feel Pain, And He Was Overwhelmed By Rage, Anguish And Pain, His Soul Jam Manifested His Mind Into A Beast Of Pain And Suffering.
People Call This Form "Ghost Dark Cacao" Due To Its Ghostly Appearance. Yet The Files Call It "Berserk Dark Cacao."
Pomegranate Cookie Walked Up Behind Dark Choco Cookie. "Enough With This Touching Family Reunion. I Can’t Take It Anymore." Immediately, Pomegranate Cookie Trapped Dark Cacao Cookie In Her Mirror Magic, In Hope To Incapacitate
Him And Retrieve His Soul Jam, Which Was Etched In His Blade. Dark Cacao Cookie Let Out A Cry Of Pain Upon Being Hit. Dark Choco Immediately Stepped Backwards, Asking, Furious. "What Did You Do..!" Pomegranate Answered Slyly. "You Failed Your Mission..Again. Because Of That, You Forced My Hand. I Had To Take Care Of What You Couldn't." Dark Cacao Said In Agony. "RELEASE ME…FROM THIS SORCERY…YOU..WILL..NEVER…HAVE ME…" Pomegranate Cookie Seemed Shocked. "What Is This!? My Spell…Its Getting Out Of Control…! Is This…The Power Of The Soul Jam?." Dark Cacao Cookie Let Out A Scream Of Agony, Which Soon Turned Into A Beastly Roar.
His Body Erupted Into A Red Light, And Proceeded To Strike Anybody Nearby. Gingerbrave Said, "We Have To Calm Him Down!"
Dark Cacao’s Body Disappeared. Instead There Was A Massive Phantom Beast.
(Ooc for a second. Basically its like tricky phase 3 but with long hair, a floating crown and a torso.)
After hours of playing the masochistic gamer's favorite - Dark Souls, and ofcourse, dying and dying and dying and getting raped by that dragon on the bridge and dying and dying and dying and dying and dying...
Did I mention you die a lot in this game?
Anyway, after a while of playing Dark Souls, encountering seemingly impossible boss fights, losing thousands of souls over dying and even starting a new character because your previous one had shitty statistics, you start to become REALLY rude and mean to everybody due to the built up madness caused by the above reasons, and when you finally manage to get through and feel immense joy, the people you offended might not share your joy.
Remember kids: Dark Souls is bad for your mental health.
Frank: Hey Joey, wanna go out for some pizz--
Joey: OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO KILL THIS BOSS!?
Frank: Geez! calm down! I think you might be developing the Dark Souls Syndrome!
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A really fucking hard game that is fun. U either die or get gud.
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A reactor that runs on dark matter, usually started up via power laser ignition to expand dark matter in the center of the reactor superstructure. Currently handled inside of Quantum Science Multipurpose Labs. Although, it is currently undergoing a switch of companies from Quantum Science to Pinewood Builders.
John: Hey Bill, have you seen the Dark Matter Reactor ignition sequence?
Bill: No... did you get a recording of it?
John: HELL YEAH!