dog semen

A delectable hot white sticky substance that is ejaculated from a dogs penis. Typically put on top of a meal. However, this may be eaten by itself as a high calorie meal supplement. This substance tastes great, but there is a significant caloric content involved. If you are not careful you might become obese sooner then expected. In fact, this substance is the leading cause of obesity.

How its used:
Gary: Dude you have gotten really fat. Have you been consuming too much dog semen?
Larry: Yes and I feel bad. But it just tastes so good!

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Fucking the dog

Doing nothing, shooting the shit.

Hey Kevin, what are you doing?
Kevin: Fucking the dog.

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War Dog

A political and/or military person who's immorally eager to encourage a people or nation to go to war.

plural form

War Dogs

George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are total War Dogs.

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dog in a bath

the act of squeezing ones cock and balls into the recipients 'rusty bullethole'. it is as hard as trying to keep a dog in a bath.

"that bird last night was filthy as fuck, i gave her the dog in a bath.

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hen dog

Hennessy an alcoholic beverage, a nickname for it used in the hood.

yo leroy what we drinking tonight, "hen dog" yea dat yack

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june dog

Putting extra oomph or power into something.

"He put some june dog on that swing and knocked it out of the park."

Sauce dog

Someone who has mastered the art of being steamy and spicy. Usually a player of sorts

He gets all the girls attention. He is a natural born sauce dog.