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The movie me and my friends rented because we thought it was a porn but it was just a movie with a few titties in it.
that movie was dam dissapointing i only seen 1 boob justin ur a dumbass
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when a man walks up from behind another man, sleeping or awake, pulls out his junk and slams it down into the face of the other man.
i gave jacoba prussian door knocker that almost broke his nose!
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Literally, to trigger an explosion in some sort of secure space, of sufficient strength to breach the doors and allow entry, usually for some nefarious purpose.
By extension: To exceed some form of convention, norm, or expectation by a wide margin, to the point of obliterating those expectations and redefining the conceptual space.
Popularized by Michael Caine's famous line from "The Italian Job" during a bungled burglary attempt: "You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
They've got no idea how much money 'Fast & Furious 6' is going to make this Holiday season. It's gonna blow the doors off!
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a policy that requires all doors to remain open at all times, generally due to an ex-convict's aversion to doors being closed because they make him feel like he's back in the joint
House guest: Man, what the hell you opening the bathroom door for when I'm in there takin' a shit?!
Home owner (ex-con): If you're gonna stay here you're gonna have to abide by the Open Door Policy.
House guest: What the hell you talkin' about?!
Home owner (ex-con): Ever since I did that 6 months in Statesville, I can't have any doors closed in my house. I get to feeling like I'm locked in and I bug the fuck out, Dogg. The Open Door Policy is as much for your safety as for mine.
House guest: That seems fair, homie.
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Coming out to someone who does not really aprove of LGBTQ+
Jenna is really worried about walking out the door, incase her mom goes mental!
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Pooping in a bag or some sort of transporting device then proceeding to find a park car, rub the poop on one or all of the door handles then watch as the driver/passangers get poop on their hands. Don't leave until you see the whole situation unfold. They may not realize it's poop at first. You can also use animal poopy if your not up to pooping into something.
I got you with the poopy door handle. There is poop on your hands.
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A shy, very nice guy. Usually blonde and/or blue-eyed. Can be portrayed as innocent but is secretly deceiving.
"Look at Peter"
"I know, he is the boy next door!"
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