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In the age of Hi-Dif porn, one will occasionally observe a single missed vaginal or anal-area hair on a female pornstar's otherwise shaved pubis. Much like the single hair on a Dr. Seuss character.
"Yo that video was hot, but did you see that girl's Dr. Seuss Hair? It was all by itself!"
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When you take a shit in a 2-liter dr pepper bottle, and load it with 5-10 m-180s, and throw into a group of people.
Dude lets dr. pepper bomb that guy!
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She's a really really really big bitch
Hi, I'm dr. Roberta Staples, and I'm a bitch!
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A state of being so drunk that to move you have to grab onto anything and everything much like how Dr. Octopus moved in the movie spiderman.
"Man I was so drunk last night I had to to octopus grab myself inside my house"
"You where Dr. Octopus Drunk!!!"
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An awesome Elixir Consisting of 2 parts Dr. Pepper and 1 Part AMP Overdrive (the red one), the best way to create this tasty beverage is to start off with a 44 ounce of Dr. Pepper then drink it until you can put around 2/3 of the AMP into it stir with straw and enjoy.
Guy 1: DUDE have you tried Dr. Pepper Overdrive?
Guy 2: What do you think is in my cup tard?
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An escaped muppet from Sesame Street who somehow became leader of the Australian Parliamentary Opposition.
His head flaps and his eyes are ping pong balls with black dots drawn on with permanent marker.
A failed leader, a failed role model and a failed muppet.
Anyone who tries to succeed and fails is considered a Dr Brendan Nelson.
Son if you don't stop failing we're gonna change your name to Dr. Brendan Nelson.
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A "Dr. James' Diagnosis" is when someone - usually someone you know - tells you that they were diagnosed with either a crippling or lethal disease. They could state that they need to take illegal drugs in order to survive, or say they may dodge death if they are lucky. Sometimes both is stated. However, they are lying and unusually give no evidence why.
Of course, the "Dr. James' Diagnosis" is used to the benefit of the teller of a Dr. James' Diagnosis. Either for attention, or reason for doing illegal drugs without friends taking that into consideration.
The following is a conversation where James makes a Dr. James' Diagnosis:
James: "Sorry to say but I have lung cancer."
Richard: "Serious?"
James: "Yes, I'll need to smoke pot to survive."
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