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A dry shoe is when someone says something that is so fucking boring.
Bro, did you know that you are at home
Me: what a dry shoe, m8
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A broad term for casual buttplay of a peculiar and suspect nature by individuals called Marcus.
*Man in tweed walks up stairs: " I need some Canada Dry}". Woof, Woof.
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Unlike a wet snark, a dry snark does not usually make reference to bodily functions.
A dry snark might say: Expect everyone in Washington to go crazy over a bogus terrorist plot. (Compare to "wet snark": Expect everyone in Washington to lose bowel control over a bogus terrorist plot).
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When you finish bath time with a spicy Latina drying you off with her flatulence
“Hey did you hear Maria is back in town for the summer? God I can’t wait to “accidentally” leave my towel at home when we go to the beach. She gives the best Tijuana blow dry I’ve ever had!
A Jamaican term: A ‘Dry land tourist’ is someone who has never traveled outside of their country. Though they would love to travel to other countries, ‘dry land tourists’ never wait for an opportunity to travel, they make it their duty to take any opportunity to explore the corners and crevices of their own country.
1.If you want to visit Jamaica, I’ve a friend who knows all the cool places. She is a Dry land tourist.
2. A Dry land tourist would know a lot about his/her culture and country.
Basically just willing to die or harm yourself for someone
Person 1: I'd bleed myself dry for you!
Person 1's partner: aww, really babe?
Person 1: yes, now let's have sex!
To copulate with someones anal passage without the aid of lubrication
My boyfriend was fucking me last night, then he pinned me down and without spitting on my hole first he dry butt fucked me. It really hurt
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