A bicycle with a normal design (has a wide seat, suspension, a back rack, chainguard, mudguard) that can be ridden in an upright position (upright as in sitting or walking); a Gazelle, Batavus, or Azor bicycle; a mode of transportation
I'm getting rid of my horrible mountain bike and getting a Dutch bicycle instead.
This is a Dutch bicycle, not that nonsensical foolishness called a BMX bike
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The act of shitting in one's pants whilst in a seated position and the feces therefore "pancakes out" across the butt cheeks
During the road trip, Claire made the mistake of having Taco Bell with a double espresso while driving. She ended up giving herself the 'ol Dutch Flapjacks.
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To take a giant smelly shit in the bathroom while someone is showering. Hot steamy shit smell fills the room.
My dad gave me a Dutch Sauna yesterday.
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When a Dutch man submurges his 'bean bags' in au jus and proceeds to 't-bag' his colleagues.
No association with the common 'French Dip"
Wow, can you believe Tim gave Jamie a Dutch Dip!?
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When a guy cums on a fan on it's highest setting, leading cum to fly everywhere. Ultimately the other person participating will have cum all over their body like the face and tits.
I did the dutch blizzard the other day with this random hooker. The next day my parents came over and asked if I painted the walls white.
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To have sex with a completely random stranger in the bed of another persons - ie: staying at a host house, going out on the townโฆ picking up, bringing them back to your friends house and F**King them in your hosts bed.
On holiday in Surfers Paradise, met this chickโฆ took her back to my couchsurfing hosts place for some Dutch-Conversation
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It's like a dutch oven except you take a shit under the sheets instead of farting under the sheets
Bob was giving his girl a dutch oven but then it went to long and became a dutch pie.
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