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Singer/Songwriter Extraordinarre. His unique voice is the embodiment of passion and sends shivers down the spine of any person with a soul. Call him "Genius", "Spokesman of a Generation", "Zimmy", "The Man", "Nasely-voiced pothead", or "Sexiest Sixty-something Year Old Man Alive". It doesn't matter. Bob is better than you.
Listen to this song, it's called "My Back Pages"
~Holy Crap, I just shit myself! Bob Dylan owns me.
That's right. Here's a clean pair of undies.
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Dylan Hafford is the craziest guy you'll ever meet, but he is super sweet and caring and loving. He makes you feel like you're the only girl in the world. He laughs a lot, and everytime he sees you he smiles ear to ear. Dylan is adorable, short, funny, and full of energy.
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A scrumptious pasty slim man who stars as a spy aswell as an femboy/EGirl streamer.
He is known the be bullied by the Waffen SS and died an honourable hero as hitlers finest sex slaves.
You: Hey bro look it’s Dylan Jelinek!
Me: wallah brotha nobody cares cuzzy let’s get shisha
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Without Dylan's this world can actually just shrivel up and die. This guy will make u question EVERYTHING about everything. A limitless source of energy and entertainment. His enthusiasm for life boils over and ignites those around him. He is sharp & very sensitive for a guy. A diamond in the rough with a pure heart. Easily offended, but forgives immediately. This dude never forgets but also doesn't hold grudges. He's a family man, connects deeply to his tribe and is a spiritual healer. You feel good and in awe around these boys. They have spark and personality forged before time itself. His stellar goodlooks leave girls weak and guys envious. He is strong, intelligent and caring. An animal lover and activist. Many aspire and fall short of wanting to know or have a Dylan. A natural born leader and sportsman. Yet with little sportsmanship. He never shuts up and when he does you miss it. Finders keepers.
I'm all Dylaned out.
Wow! Really I thought Dylan/Dills was incredible, what a smooth talker.
No! Thise Dylan leadership qualities leave me with little-man syndrome.
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The most awesome combo since peanut butter and jelly
Brandon and dylan are the bees knees
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Dylan is a friend who loves to protect you but also punch you and kick you in the balls aka. The gas pedal until you pee blood
Kyle: Dylan what did the teacher just say
Dylan DDM *kicks in the balls*
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Dylan Williams smells so fucking bad holy shit it’s terrible holy shit
Dylan Williams:“Dude Dylan smells so fucking bad, he makes my nostrils bleed every time I see him”
“I know right,bro”
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