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Enjoys spending quality time with his fam, friends and his a likeable personality
When someone in an anime/ show/ real life catches you off-guard by saying „sayonara“ and due to the trauma connected to this word by countless previous final goodbyes and „sayonaras“ (especially in animes), you take instant emotional damage and start cursing god and the universe.
Caution! Extremely triggering for the banana fish fandom.
„Sayonara, New York… America. … Ash.“
„DID YOU JUST SAYONARA ME“
„EVERYONE I JUST GOT SAYONARA-ED DONT TALK TO ME I NEED TO CALL MY THERAPIST“
To eat in a manner that could be considered an act of War.
I fat boy merc-ed a taco bell quesadilla in a way that could be considered a war crime in 37 countries.
To perform at such a pathetic level that you are utterly and mercilessly annihilated by your opponent.
Petry: "Holy shit man. I knew your team was bad but not that bad. You were viciously Howard-ed last week."
James: "I know. My squad got reamed out pretty bad last week. I am a complete laughing stock now."
To receive a serious injury after acting silly or doing something experimental with a firearm.
Did you hear what happened to Matt? He almost scott-ed himself by shooting a shotgun with a barrel shorter than the shell used in the gun!
When an average looking guy picks up a guitar and mesmerizes every girl in the room.
Me: oh boy i’ve fallen victim to the Ed Sheeran Effect
Friend: But he’s so unattractive!
"the dumbest people on earth" a very rare condition in which people are always confused and they never understand anything. these people never laugh at jokes because their condition denies them from getting the joke. they'll always make you laugh because they're just soo dumb. usually common in the Sagittarius Zodiac sign. - Em
People: Ever heard of"Ed Syndrome" ?
Me: Yeah, ofc, my bff's have it. Zee and Kilsy are supa dupa slow.