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A serving, or portion of eggs which the pope has allowed a priest to fornicate, or ejaculate onto.
Bill Donahue: Hey, uh.. your eminence, I can't handle the calls coming in any longer about the molestation accusations.
Pope (Former Hitler youth) Benedict XVI: It's alright, my son. I already came up with a solution. I have made a new decree to help alleviate the physical urges. Clergymen are now allowed to have sexual release, but only as long as it is done upon eggs, as God has meant them to be fertilized by the male seed.
Donahue: Brilliant! We can call them "Eggs Benedict" in your honour.
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A simultaneous ejaculation and fart. Accidental or intentional.
Sexy babe: Urgh, Dave! You've creme egged in my eye. I can't see or breath!
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Another term for XD, which is a face made of text to symbolize laughing. Although it is just another way to say it, the eggs part is used to symbolize the magic the gathering deck "eggs", and why it is funny for some reason. This is usually used in the manabæse group chat.
Adam: yo I heard that owen is breaking another deck
Ajax: Eggs Dee
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when you ejaculate in your partners belly-button, and then pee on it a little for the holandaise sauce.
He gave her the best eggs benedict ever!
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An old lady's breasts that sag to the point where they look like someone stapled fried eggs to her chest.
"Ah, man, that old lady just bent over and I saw her fried eggs!"
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There are only two known to ever exist in the world, Jill and Joe.
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when two fags are fucking reverse cowboy and their balls are smashing against one another.
"How was your night with Johnny?" "Oh you know, went over and had some scrambled eggs."
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