The best geezer in the world (factually)
"I am (a) Fat Dick Boy Called Eric."
Hym "Maybe Eric also. A lot of people are using the essence loan. Maybe his friend. Maybe some chick's. The others are the most obvious examples. But they use it to supplant what they lack. It's good. Essence loan! Ultimate technique!"
Usually has a square head and thinks he’s hard. A total catch if all you want is an STD (especially if you’ve been with Alice). Wants to be the best but is a fuck up in his mums eyes
Girl: “see that square headed fuck over there, that’s an Eric Lopes”
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Eric is pretty cool, he's really nice and caring and even though he says he doesn't have a lot of friends everyone loves him. Eric is hot stuff.
Person 1: Did you see Eric Boucher?
Person 2: Yeah, he's hot stuff!
A person who thinks he’s always correct. A bit of a know it all. Knowledge derived from short videos.Usually woke. Can often be seen driving a poor man’s Tesla. Finally, a habitual name dropper.
The doctor diagnosed him with Eric Davis syndrome because the patient stated that he had an education derived videos online.
An Example of Sex Act where the dominating partner edges their name into the partners back using a sharp object like a straightrazor and uses the blood as lubricant
Guy 1: How's your girlfriend?
Guy 2: fine, her backs hurting a lot cause i gave a Bloody Eric to her Last night, She described it as painful yet satisfying