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When another person,usually a hater, posts on yer wall or status trying to be hard and when you see them in person they dont say anything and barely make eye-contact.
Kayla:(writing on status) You aint bout nothing, you aint tryna see me in these hands.
Ashley:(checks status) hmmmm.. delete
AT School the next dayy..
Kayla:(walking pas ahley on hush mode)
Ashley: She straight facebook thuggin
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Verb. To ascertain information about an individual through the internet networking site Facebook.
Paige: How did you know that about me?
Tom: I facebook stalked it.
Paige: Woah, creepy.
Tom: You facebook stalk, too. Don't lie.
Paige: Oh yes. You are so clever.
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A thing on facebook that tells the world what you are thinking about at the moment. Most of the time it is filled with a bunch of shit from whiny emo kids and spoiled brat teenage girls that worship their cell phone more than God. And once in a while a college hangover or some "hard" homework assignment to bitch about lets say you have to read pages 349-427 in your history book. Big deal.
But sometimes you have something interesting worth talking about, such as I got a new Ford Mustang but 98% involves pissing and moaning. Worst with women with PMS.
Typical facebook status updates: I lost my phone :(
New phone :)
Call me or text me...I'm bored :(
:'(
FML :'(
Had a kickass partay last night
I love McDonalds
Dear phone, please come back!anni
What you don't see too often:
Learned a few song on m guitar today
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The diminishment of a conversation to shorter and shorter sentences on facebook. Usually the conversation is between two people who, over the course of the exchange, realize they have little to say to each other.
After I noticed our convo turning into a facebook taper, I realized I probably shouldn't have added my 8th grade lab partner.
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The compulsive need for guys and girls to write all over their girlfriends/boyfriends' Facebook walls, as if they don't realize that everybody else will have to see it and honestly most people don't care!
Wall writing my include, but is not limited to:
I love you :)
Babe, I miss you soooooo much!
When next am I seeing you?
I'm so sad cuz you're not here :(
etc. etc. etc.
Friend 1: Did you see that Jenny and Tom are "in a relationship" on Facebook?
Friend 2: How could I not notice. They've been together for 2 seconds and the Facebook PDA is all over my News Feed.
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Some one who spends way too much time logged on to facebook.com
I never see her anymore, I don't think she leaves her house. She's become a complete facebook worm.
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When you rekindle with an old love or fling on Facebook. You constantly speak through in-box or posts and comments. As a result you eat right and work out hard to look good when you meet up.
Guess who I found on Facebook? Tom... we talk all the time! I am so on a Facebook Diet, so I look hot when we meet up!
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