February 22

National fuck your ex day.

Me: lets fuck
Ex: but your my ex
Me: but it’s (February 22)

Ex: bend da ass over

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February 23

The day a bitch was born

Hey Kathryn it’s your February 23.

Kathryn: I know it’s my birthday

Well ya know that makes you a bitch

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No Finger February

A challenge where in the month of February you need to remove all of your fingers.

“hey dude, are you participating in No Finger February?”
“sure, pass the knife”

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femboy February

a month where all boys can wear shits they like ig

dude1: hey dude it's February 1st you know what that means
dude2: femboy February?

dude1: hell yeah
dude2: aw yeahhh we startin wearing maid dresses now bro
dude1:hell yeah bro until it's the end of the month

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February 22nd

If you were born on February 22nd you eat a lot

Hey when's your birthday
February 22nd

FATTY

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9 February

Pooping a lot day! The day everyone can poop a lot! No one can stop u!

Hey why are you pooping so much?:)

Its the 9 February :))
Oohw, now i get it! Its Pooping A Lot day!

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february 24

national grab her by the pussy day

“Yooo dude it’s February 24”
“What?”
“National grab her by the pussy day dude”

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