Taking a particularly hard crap when severely constipated.
GUY 1: Hey, you up for watching the game in 10 minutes?
GUY 2: Nah, man. I gotta go try to oust Gaddafi from Libya first.
GUY 1: Ouch, sorry. Good luck with that.
When a Rick And Morty fan gets triggered by a frog on a Unicycle being a gender and he nuts to oblivion and ends up in an alternate dimension filled with fidget spinning, Minecraft playing, thicc, Mauiโs.
I talked to that Sid from ice age. He is very weird.
the fun childhood game of Slip and Slide where you put a piece of yellow plastic on the front lawn, covered it with water, run and slide accross it. However, Slip and Bleed From the Anus is the same game, but dad forgot to check for rocks beofre he set it down.
"...this game would have been much more fun if dad had remembered to check for rocks before he set it down. Slip and Bleed From the Anus they should have called this game!"
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What Ohio State Buckeye fans and alumni call the Michigan Wolverines of Michigan University. It is considered blasphemous to say "Michigan" in Buckeye country.
Ohio State will thump that team from up north this year.
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Acronym for "Suck My Dick" from Texas !!!
The same as GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKING COCKSUCKER.
- Hey wake up or you gonna be late for work!
- Sorry Boss, smd from Texas !!!
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The most sweetest, hard working person ever.
Oh no it's alright, Allie from Movie Land answered the question and helped out at training!
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"Hey man, you think Becky's ever sipped from the furry cup?"
"I sipped from the furry cup last night, and now I think i have herpes."
"I don't sip from the furry cup cause she got some pretty serious femmine odor."
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