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A German Headset is when you give someone a wet willy with your own semen
Person 1: “yo what did you do last night”
Person 2: “I gave my girlfriend a German Headset”
When an ejaculation Has enough loft to clear partner during pullout
My cumshot took off like a german v2 and cleared her head
When your flaccid dong is half way wrapped around your balls like your wrapping them up
Boy 1: Last night I was trying to “cook up” a German croissant but I just couldn’t do it
Boy 2: dang that sucks
Noun: the act of eating someones ass in a chomping motion whilst they shit in your mouth
"Deutscher Holzhacker"
"yeah Sally asked me to give her a german woodchipper and I told her that was totally fucking freaky"
Noun: the act of eating someones ass in a chomping motion whilst they shit in your mouth
"Deutscher Holzhacker"
"yeah Sally asked me to give her a german woodchipper and I told her that was totally fucking freaky"
Noun- the act of eating someones ass in a chomping motion whilst they shit
Last night Sally asked if I could give her a german woodchipper and I told her that was totally fucking freaky!
When you shower and then take a massive shit within the hour.
Man I feel fresh! Ope wait a second, ima pull a German Friday! *explodes toilet*