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A man who always gets screwed by a chick but never gets laid.
Dude #1: Damn, Cynthia went out to dinner with me, talked about her problems, then got back with her crappy ex.
Dude #2: Thats what you get for being a nice guy: Always screwed, never laid.
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A sexy guy is someone who is male or someone who defines as a man/boy who is very good looking.
Mollie, "Ooooh He is sexy!"
Katie, "Yeah he is, he's a sexy guy."
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1. A phrase which can be used to humiliate a person who you know well, who has just said something that has either failed at telling a joke, or has just said something stupid or embarrassing.
2. Said when there is a stranger nearby acting in a funny or weird way, or who complies with the above.
Both are generally said with a thumb in the direction of the offender, and a generic "pfft" noise.
Charlie: I've got one of those!
Ollie: Pfft... Who's this guy? *points thumb towards Charlie*
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someone who is extremley annoying. Always bothering. A Stalker if u will.
Here comes Mark the cable guy again, what a loser.
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A secret code known only to guys and no girls can know
We must protect the secrets of the guy code with our lives.
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A very rough handjob with no form of lubrication. Often received after a heated make out/dry hump session.
Man, that bitch must give one hell of a dry guy because Dan's been limping around all week.
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Family Guy thrives on references to past events. Even when people (idiots) don't get what it means, they sure do laugh their asses off at it. Sad.
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