Breed of hipster who dresses exclusively in earth tones - tans, grays, dark greens, etc. - and sometimes other muted colors. To the untrained eye (i.e. someone only accustomed to hipsters who wear bright, multicolored and/or metallic clothes), an earth tone hipster may fly under the radar.
Earth tone hipsters often have intellectual inclinations and their 'quieter' clothing (compared to that of their loudly-colored cousins) reflects their 'introspective' tendencies.
Nick: Hey, you said your school is full of hipsters but I don't see any metallic silver leggings.
Sophie: Shh, they're all over the place. You just can't see them because they're all intellectual-type earth tone hipsters and they blend in with their surroundings.
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Over-The-Counter Hipsters also Cashier Hipsters who rely on their own income. Commonly found behind or "over-the-counter" as the cashier at Beacon's Closet, Ozzies, etc. Usually wearing something they may have found while on the job at Beacon's Closet. Most often found a cranky mess because they can no longer rely on their parents for money and must do it themselves, therefore, they become an Over-The-Counter or Cashier Hipster.
Beacon's Closet customer: Excuse me, I'd like to try on this funky and unusual dress shirt. Could you hold my other items here at the counter or should I bring them into the dressing room with me?
Over-The-Counter Hipster: I don't know, i'm too tired from having to make my own income and not rely on my parents for my money to make a decision like this. *adjusts thick-framed glasses* I'm going to go on my break now and be nonchalant with my Hipster friends at Ozzie's Coffee Shop.
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Girls that walk around in slut clothes, take "artsy" profile pictures, are in love with triangles and think they are hipsters.
Ke$ha Hipsters love taking pictures of themselves and putting it them in "cute" effects on instagram, again going for the "artsy" look.
Addicted to tumblr, Boys, Red Bull, American Apparel, Urban Outfitters, and Starbucks.
Mike : Yo dude did you see that Ke$ha Hipster over there?
Joe : Hell yeah man! she's bangable
"β OMG β IM Such A Hipster! β"
Real Hipster: "No you're not, you're a Ke$ha Hipster..."
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A condescending attitude regarding other people's pop culture; snobbery in regards to book, music, and movie choices; an almost pathological dislike of books, music, and movies which many people enjoy.
Jane is going all hipster-than-thou on me about Harry Potter. I don't understand what she's got against things people like.
Don't get all hipster-than-thou on me; you liked Anchorman as much as I did.
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Someone who is basic and hipster at the same time. They love the finer things in life but still like basic things.
They do things such as: drinking bubble tea, going to Coachella, using weird cutlery, etc.
Person 1: Coachella is so basic!
Person 2: but what if there's this one person who uses stupid cutlery like a hipster?
Person 1: They're just a basic hipster.
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a person who has an antagonistic perspective towards people who have an antagonistic perspective of the qualities or people who are associated with hipsterdom, i.e, a subculture, lifestyle or perspective that values the obscure and the ironic; and fetishizes the authentic.
someone who is against or hates on people who are hating on other people who are trying to be original by surrounding themselves with obscure or ironic things.
I must be an anti-anti-hipster because I am so sick of all of these people hating on hipsters
A 20-something male sitting outside of Peet's Coffee, sporting a top knot, scraggly beard, reading a book on philosophy, seated in the Lotus position.
I wasn't sure whether he was going out of his way to be ironic or if he was actually a living, breathing Hipster Douche Clichè.