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A broken spoon is when you shit, pee, burp, throw up, all at the same time. However the female version of this action is instead of peeing, they have blood spew out of their vagina.
Guy - "Yo I had the worst Broken Spoon last night"
A word for when a golden retriever decides to hop into a hammock with you
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An imgur upvote
Aww, look at that Golden Hammock Spoon
Dude, just got me a Golden Hammock Spoon
The action of eating any type of pasta or noodle with a spoon automatically making you homosexual
did you see olivia the other day she was noodle spooning
A super hot and sexy dude who’s name is kevin spoon
Kevin spoon is totally insane and pushin p and he is in the tonka
This is when a person does something so bloody unexpected, so stupid, that it actually works.
Just like a terrorist running at you with not a bomb, but a rusty spoon
E.g. You go round a corner expecting someone to jump you, but they are actually lying down in the middle of the hallway
Person 1 - "Scared you!"
Person 2 - "You where duct taped to the ceiling, bloody Rusty Spoon Effect"
Like normal spooning, but the front (little spoon) makes a Dutch Oven (Like hitler did the Jews) and warms up the cuddle puddle.
Jane and I were like cold metal spoons until she pulled a German Spoon and warmed it up.