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When you put some garlic butter in a 24k Gold plated ballcuzzi and let the family jewels soak
Tony showed me The Italian Jacuzzi and now my life has changed forever
A Quattro Formagi neopolitan pizza
Ordering at a neopolitan pizzeria, "I'll have the Italian quesadila".
Waiter "what?"
You, "what"
An act during sex, in which a woman eats a strict diet of her own hair for one day the night before, and then pulls it out of her asshole and into her partners mouth; the shitty hair looks like a brown fondue.
I saw Jessica giving jacks the Italian Fondue
The act of a girl on her period Cumming.
Girl 1: why do you look so rough?
Girl 2: it was an Italian Cream Salsa
Mario was having a good time until out came the Italian Heart Attack
Outwardly expressed feelings of shock, distress & anger when someone is told that something is going to cost way more than reasonably expected.
*you're getting your car serviced at the mechanic*
Mechanic: Your air filter is pretty dirty. We can replace it for around $40.
You: $40?! You trying to give me an Italian heart-attack?! Put it back, I can get that shit at Walmart for 8 bucks!
Loading ones anus with lasagna using a broomstick to ram it in there, much like how one loads a musket.
Boy, Charlie got wild last night with the italian brown bess.