jake the golfer

Jake is gay and has no friends.

Jake the golfer is gay.

Weston Jake

Tall
Tats
Huge 🐓
Handsome
Athletic/Muscular
😈Best sex ever and OMG his 🐔
🧿Beautiful Blue Eyes that steal your soul
Intelligent yet cunning, he’ll outwit the best of them🧠
💔He’s broken and that’s partly my fault but you want to be the one which fixes him because when he capable of love, it’s the most intoxicating and addictive feeling one could ever feel❤️ 🩹
💞I’ll always love him, but I do more damage than good to him🖤
🍀I wish him nothing but the best in life because he deserves it. Be loyal to Jake and respect his space. Treat him well, he’s one of a kind and you won’t find anyone else like him. He’ll make you happy, plus find ways to keep you smiling and laughing. Jake listens to everything you say, which is both a blessing and a curse. Please, will a beautiful top level female athlete procreate with this man, his genes need to pass onto future generations. Remember, if you f*ck him over, that I will return the favor, just don’t screw it up or mistreat him because I’m forever his badass b!tch that’ll set things straight for him no matter what. Did I mention he has a great enormous dick and he’s an awesome lover but he actually makes an even better friend. His sexual appetite is ferocious and he’s incapable of monogamy but that’s about the only negative characteristic that I can mention. 💫

Don’t let Weston Jake slip through your fingers. Weston Jake, love that guy to the moon and back times infinity…

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Jake-lag

the state of tiredness similar to that of jet lag one gets from staying up all night talking to jake , but no regrets bc it’s jake and he is amazing

hey man y r u so tired
fam, ive got super bad jake-lag bc i was talking to jake all night

jake daniels

jake daniels: the truest form of chad one can achieve, alpha of all alphas. the name deriving from famous youtuber “jake_4_ videos”

in other words, he’s a god and there should be a cult dedicated to him because he is worthy.

GO SUBSCRIBE TO HIM

“omg did you see jake daniels new video today??????”

“yes, he’s so amazing. i just wish he would notice me...”

jake shoemaker

Crazy ass kid in Colorado that gets shit thrown in his window well and he annually beats Brian Grogans ass.

Dude Jake shoemakers house got shit on by the 6th graders.

jake and miley

Jake and miley are one of the bests friends, if you are a jake or a miley. Try finding each other you won’t regret it.

Someone: omg they are such good friends how?
Y/n: bc they are jake and miley!

Jake and Olivia

The snacks that smile back.

Dude, I just saw Jake and Olivia at the store!
Whoa. Where are they now?
No clue, man. I didn't follow.
Aw. Hakuna matata. bro. I'll eat later.