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Tats
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Handsome
Athletic/Muscular
šBest sex ever and OMG his š
š§æBeautiful Blue Eyes that steal your soul
Intelligent yet cunning, heāll outwit the best of themš§
šHeās broken and thatās partly my fault but you want to be the one which fixes him because when he capable of love, itās the most intoxicating and addictive feeling one could ever feelā¤ļø š©¹
šIāll always love him, but I do more damage than good to himš¤
šI wish him nothing but the best in life because he deserves it. Be loyal to Jake and respect his space. Treat him well, heās one of a kind and you wonāt find anyone else like him. Heāll make you happy, plus find ways to keep you smiling and laughing. Jake listens to everything you say, which is both a blessing and a curse. Please, will a beautiful top level female athlete procreate with this man, his genes need to pass onto future generations. Remember, if you f*ck him over, that I will return the favor, just donāt screw it up or mistreat him because Iām forever his badass b!tch thatāll set things straight for him no matter what. Did I mention he has a great enormous dick and heās an awesome lover but he actually makes an even better friend. His sexual appetite is ferocious and heās incapable of monogamy but thatās about the only negative characteristic that I can mention. š«
Donāt let Weston Jake slip through your fingers. Weston Jake, love that guy to the moon and back times infinityā¦
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the state of tiredness similar to that of jet lag one gets from staying up all night talking to jake , but no regrets bc itās jake and he is amazing
hey man y r u so tired
fam, ive got super bad jake-lag bc i was talking to jake all night
jake daniels: the truest form of chad one can achieve, alpha of all alphas. the name deriving from famous youtuber ājake_4_ videosā
in other words, heās a god and there should be a cult dedicated to him because he is worthy.
GO SUBSCRIBE TO HIM
āomg did you see jake daniels new video today??????ā
āyes, heās so amazing. i just wish he would notice me...ā
Crazy ass kid in Colorado that gets shit thrown in his window well and he annually beats Brian Grogans ass.
Dude Jake shoemakers house got shit on by the 6th graders.
Jake and miley are one of the bests friends, if you are a jake or a miley. Try finding each other you wonāt regret it.
Someone: omg they are such good friends how?
Y/n: bc they are jake and miley!
The snacks that smile back.
Dude, I just saw Jake and Olivia at the store!
Whoa. Where are they now?
No clue, man. I didn't follow.
Aw. Hakuna matata. bro. I'll eat later.