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creepsters pretending to be college students to get ass
That guy asking for your number is a total jizz bandit, watch out!
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Turkish for 'cheese burger', pronounced "chiz burger".
Cameron: 'Ougous, I was down at the petrol station earlier and I saw on the menu "jizz burger". What is it?'
Ougous (with a Turkish accent): 'You know, it's like when you go into MacDonalds and you ask for a 'chiz burger'.
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sex with diffrent men all through the summer
shagging different men all through the summer (hence you cud say to ur mates 'i've had a rite jizz summer) e.g. shaggin one guy durin june, then another one in july (obviously you can shag more than one each month depends how good you are haha)
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A person who, by nature of their craving for cock juice, will seek out poles to suck. They may even interrupt a nut in progress to capture the jizz for themselves.
I thought Noland was going to work out, by he turned out to be a fucking jizz swiller.
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The term jizz bunker has many interpretations. Commonly thought to have started in the Napoleonic era as a term for a bunker used to store one's jizz, usually retained with a prostitute held on retainer.
Porn filmmakers have recent years have fashioned jizz bunkers to shield themselves from strafe loads whilst filming gang bang scenes.
Newer interpretations have sprung up since the early 90s as a slang term for a ladies vagina.
Rumour has it Nazi Germany has hitlers spunk on ice in such a bunker next to all the Nazi gold.
Hey dude, I held in so much nut last week that when I banged my girlfriend she was pretty much a jizz bunker afterwards.
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when a young male ejaculates into cupped hands.
Ryan: yo, i just jizz bomed in jen from maryland's hands.
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The seepage of spooge deep from within a woman's vagina following a man’s liberation of his juices within the snatch, after a couple or more hours have elapsed, even overnight...all of a sudden...BAM!!!
As Farrah walked down the hall, she had to run into the bathroom after the ghost jizz her husband, Garrett, had deposited the night before oozed out.
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