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Was a pivotal founder of the hyphy movement during the 1980's. Was most noteable for the extensive amounts of black pussy he got during his visits to the hood. In fact during an expedition to south bronx in the summer of 1983 he was quoted as saying "im thoroughly knackered from all this rigorous sexual activity with the natives". He died on the 13th of January 2005, from what can only be described as death by "schnoo schnoo".
Horny Lass: Boy im looking for some action.
Innocent By-Stander: Why it sounds like you need a dose of Dr. Lawrence W. Johnson. He's got a sexual appetite which is yet to be satisfied.
The Last Jedi Rian Johnson Disney Star Wars
'The Last Rian Johnson Film' is another name for Star Wars - Episode 8: The Last Jedi, as it refers to the fact that so many people hated that film. It is basically hyperbole for the hate Rian Johnson had received, as you could imagine that in an alternate timeline he would never be able to make a movie again.
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From the movie 'Fast Times at Ridgemont High'. A skeevy loser that hooks up with underage girls because of his job at the mall and ability to drive them to 'the point' in his '78 T-Bird.
"I've known him since high school, and he's still banging 16 year-olds that come into the Radio Shack. He's totally Ron Johnson, Audio Consultant!"
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A homewrecking, coke fiending, meth whore, that can't keep a boyfriend on her own so she will fuck anyone not currently on the market. she also has multiple STD's including syphilis, and herpes but not excluding the possibility of others.
did u hear bout dat ratchet ass ho candice nichole johnson, i heard she was fuckin da nigga eric, jesse, nate, matt, and some otha nigga i was blazin it wit tha otha night.
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When Dwayne "the rock" Johnson is wrestling sometimes stuff happens. We wont talk about his speedo going from black to white
Whoa did you see Dwayne rock hard johnson last night?
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The best high school around no doubts about it the casual juuling and the okay teachers don’t mind it better than BCMS by a lot so don’t get your hopes up but it’s nothing without the fights that cause 69 cops to come to the school
have you been to thomas johnson high school? no but i’ve been to BCMS and it’s shit
Kiarra is my lovely ex wife that I love a lot <33
Used when saying Kiarra’s full name, “I love you Kiarra no middle name Johnson.”
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