the ole two finger jones

quite simply, fingering a bitch. A long practiced time honored tradition.

Jonny: "Hey Cody, why do you keep smelling your fingers?"

Cody: "Well, I just gave my ole lady Amber the ole two finger jones.

Jonny: Oh....can I smell?

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john paul jones hair

Used to describe any hairstyle.

John Paul Jones hair always wins no matter what the odds.

If you touch John Paul Jones hair, it self-destructs, so don't touch it

Question: "Master Chief vs Goku"
Answer: John Paul Jones Hair

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Jones Island Iced Tea

A Milwaukee drink consisting of Pabst Blue Ribbon(PBR), Night Train, and Gin.

It's soo hot today, pass me another Jones Island Iced Tea, Bartender!

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Ramaizey Jones Jr. IV

Ramaizey Jones Jr. IV (1953-2008) was a founding member of the "Ramaizey Jones Jr. IV Experience" (1995-2003), a Christian Metal band from Norway. Although never reaching widespread popularity the group made favorites such as "Buckets ...of Redeeming Blood" and "Screaming Salvation".

"Hey d00d, whats your favorite band?"

"Ramaizey Jones Jr. IV Experience, fool."

"Oh shit, thats hardcore."

"Please dont curse. God doesnt like it."

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Alex Jones(sans form)

Alex Jones 5th form this form Alex Jones in the most powerfull form before the the super gay frogs ark

Alex Jones(sans form) is so cool

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Pulling a Ryan Jones

The act of joining a Facebook conversation and then just leaving for no reason

Angel : hello
Ryan : hello
Angel : how are you
Angel : Ryan are you there?
Angel : Stop pulling a Ryan Jones

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