July 12th

All beautiful and sexy black women are born on this day. They also steal everyone’s mans and womens.

Random : “look at her heard she’s born on July 12th.”
Other random: “Damn, ion want my girl snatched!!!”

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July 17

This is the date real whores and pussy suckers are born in.

if you wonder why july 17 is when whores are born, because yes

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July 27th

July 27th is national exchange nudes with James day. Today is the day that James and his girlfriend have a free pass to exchange nudes.

Today is July 27th...fun day for James!

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July 30

International Lil Uzi Vert day.

"Today it’s July 30! Let’s blast some Lil Uzi Vert!"

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July 20

If you were born on this day, you UGLY!! But it’s ok because we all ugly too.

July 20 is a month and a date people are born on everyday

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july 9

if you’re born on this day, you suck. sorry jace but smd

when’s your birthday? mines july 9th. i’m a bitch.

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July 5th

The day after ths most badass birthday ever. Usually a day of regrets like the common problems of, I can't believe I slept with a girl with herpes, or I should have drank a little less. A lot of asprin and Gatorade will be used. And by 3 o'clock everybody who doesn't have any will end up getting some.

Mike-Ughh that party was a rager, I'm so hung over .
Zachary- The asprin is in the bathroom and Gatorade is in the fridge. And quick question, if I have cold sores on my...
Mike- Bro you have the herp.
Zachary- Man I hate July 5th

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