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When you have sex with someone’s ex-girlfriend or ex-wife, Mom and Sister.
Did you hear about my best friend, he fucked my mom, then my sister, and rounded out the Kentucky Triple Crown trifecta by hooking up with my ex.
When a firearm is discharged in the rain and causes a bubble to appear around it as the force from the muzzle pushes rain up
“I saw John firing his rifle, and he created a Kentucky Umbrella with it!”
When a man cums in between the ass cheeks of another man and smashes his cheeks together creating a moon pie.
Collin gave Kyle a Kentucky Moon Pie and now he has a rash on his butt.
A truck club based out of western kentucky thats full of pot heads and rednecks
Full of rusted outs stock shitboxes
Requirements:
•Rusted out beyond repair
•Shitty 15 inch wheels with dry rotted tires
•No cab corners or rockers
•Rock lights in wheel wells
•Lightbars that’s don’t work
And also got to be a short fuckboy with a permed mullet or have some form of a std
Damn was that crew of western kentucky shitboxes or what
When you find an abandoned bird egg and you crunch that shit.
Jim: Hey, bro. You got your daily protein.
Joe: You better believe I smacked that Kentucky crunch.
The act of shitting in your hand and jerking off with it.
Steve likes to masturbate with shit in his hand. He then licks his fingers clean of the Kentucky Snickers Bar.
The "Kentucky Give-away" is when one man ejaculaes into a female and then shortlly after convinces her into having sex with his buddy as well & then when the baby comes assures them that, that's his buddy's baby.
The "Kentucky Give-away" is when one man ejaculaes into a female and then shortlly after convinces her into having sex with his buddy as well & then when the baby comes assures them that, that's his buddy's baby.