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Heading to the lesbian store. Come with me and pitch in. Wha? Ya get a bottle at the lick her store
What time does the lick her store close anyways?
You won't just have to polish my scepter
I will also lick your crown (pussy)
When with the same piece of toilet paper you blow your nose, wipe your dick then your ass
Guy1: Yo dude, i just did a glue, lick and stamp.
Guy2: Damn that’s nasty
jerom was talkin mad shit so I had ta lick off a shot on his ass
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too caress the ball sack with your tongue, usually not by preference.
gay guy to timid gay guy who is still ion closet: Dude, lick my sack or I'll shove my cock in your ear.
-lick my ponch
-lick my scrote
-shave my ball sack with your cats tongue
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1. The act of a person commanding someone else to suck on their nine inch dick.
2. The act of commanding another to put the .9mm in their mouth, resulting in blowing their fucking head off.
Mary: Hey your hat looks really stupid
John: Bitch how bout' you shut the fuck up and lick my nine!
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the act of taking a peice of shit shirt from aeropostale, then shitting in it while your gay blind friend masturbates onto your face and shoving a banana phone up your ass, then when he has fully jizzed on your face you take the aeropostale shirt (now it looks sumwhat like a shit hammock) and throw it up in the air while you open your mouth like your trying to catch snow flakes on your tongue, then you both make out and play limp biscuit,then you take that stupid douchebag aeropostale shirt and wrap it around both of your heads to make a romantic and smelly bond on your head
guy 1-wow i heard you and tom had an aeropostale shit lick party
guy 2- yep that was the best night of my life!
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