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Willy Wonka Squirt Machine

When you give a girl 12 ounces of horse laxatives and proceed to fuck her anally while a bursting stream of doo-doo water squirts out her ass at the speed of sound. (Usually lasting a couple hours)

Example: Yo I turned Sarah into a Willy Wonka Squirt Machine last night and now our walls are 5 shades darker.

by kangkai da king December 6, 2019


gas tank for a sex machine

A cute/ sarcastic name for a guy's beer belly

Woman: I like your beer belly, let's go get a beer some time?
Man: lol, beer makes you gain weight; it's not a beer belly, it's my gas tank for a sex machine
Woman: lol, I didn't know such machines, or their gas tanks, existed.

by Sexydimma November 11, 2017


Cape Cod gumball machine

A sex act where a woman masturbates with a live lobster and it lays eggs inside of her vagina. Then, you begin eating her out while simultaneously punching down on her uterus, launching the lobster eggs out of her vagina and into your mouth.

β€œMan, I’m not feeling too good after Sarah gave me a Cape Cod gumball machine”

by Man from Nantucket August 1, 2023


green card generating machine

someone (particularly men) that would marry someone from another country (who is usually but not always significantly younger) knowingly or without realizing or is in denial that the person they are marrying is using them to get a green card.

The guys who marry foreign girls are green card generating machines.

by Kinpatsukami December 14, 2010

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


soda machine break up

A relationship that takes several break-ups and make-ups to end, rather like trying to tip over a soda machine by rocking it back and forth.

"Did Jack and Jill get back together again? This is like the fourth time"
"It's a soda machine break up. Give it time, they've almost got it tipped over"

by B Mike November 23, 2007

6πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


West Milford Soda Machine

A sex move when someone pisses in the girls vagina during sex, then she bitches about it and he sucks the piss out of her anus. He then procedes to spit it on her face and run away.

Jimmy gave Jane the West Milford Soda Machine yesterday.

That motherfucker gave me the West Milford Soda Machine.

by Thefatkidisheres February 12, 2010

9πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Dirty Ice Cream Machine

The sexual act of laying underneath a man's anus, firmly grasping his erection, and pulling downwards as if preparing a soft-serve ice cream cone while he proceeds to defecate (poop) directly into the mouth of an ice cream-lover.

"You know Shelby? Yeah, I totally gave her a Dirty Ice Cream Machine last night. She really loves chocolate."

by ConroyGullam April 23, 2010

22πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž