Matt Smith Syndrome

When you're watching matt smithas the eleventh doctor of Doctor Who, and you fall off your couch and your panties fall off from seeing matt smith in screen. Most often occurs because of Moffat and the scene in "closing time" where the doctor is holding stormy and telling him not to cry.

Person 1: I was so sick last night while watching Doctor Who.
Person 2: what was wrong?
Person 1: I was suffering from Matt Smith syndrome.
Person 2: you were watching "closing time" weren't you?
Person 1: yeah...

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Matt from Tinder

Someone you send your female significant other to have a good time with while you sit at home thinking about college boys as a ""man" in your forties.""

I told my girl to go hangout with Matt from Tinder.

Matt splat

A some what portly old bastard. Often found smoking cigarettes and telling dirty jokes at the shop. He sells ice cream out a panel van.

Matt splat is a dirty old man.

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Matt king

Matt king is a boy who is lacking in genital capacity he tries to denie these facts by saying it has actually gotten bigger but we all know that’s a lie he spends most of his life trying not to rape men who smoke cigarettes while listening to music not know by the general population

Wow matt king is really losing his butt

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Matt Robertson

I sexy man who loves fanny and will do anything for it.

Masturbating

at

tities,
tits

Matt Robertson

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Matt Orosz

A toe sucking mega faggot he loves the color purple and to eat men’s poop, he would love bbc in his tight little ass hole and to choke on huge cock, he will ride a cock like one should a Horse. And he’s a nigger

Matt Orosz is A MEGA fag gag bag that ate my soft turds

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matt linn

A manchild who does not clean up after himself. Thinks he plays football but really doesnt. Has a small penis. Performs anal sex on pillows, animals, little people(midgets or kids), and is litteraly a pedophile. And thinks hes a badass who is fuking retarded as fuck and isnt liked by anyone at school.

"Im Matt Linn"

"Your right.......... Your a fucking dumbass who cant pay bills or pay for groceries. Or clean up after said groceries."

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