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A sexual act that involves the man blowing in to the woman's vagina like he was inflating a balloon.
Man, this shower head is so powerful it feels like it's trying to give me a Michael Dorn.
I was so drunk last night, I think I let him Michael Dorn me a few times before I passed out.
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Best personality ever on the best sitcom ever, Arrested Development. He has a crush on his cousin (but its OK because she is really hot). He is not to be confused with the Singer-Songwriter guy who keeps getting busted for drugs by the police.
After Michael finds out George Michael was trying to buy pot for Buster:
Michael: Your Uncle Gob seems to think that he saw you down at the docks today. Was that you?
George Michael: No. No. Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter.
Michael: Yeah, that makes sense.
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aka Mike Vick, aka Ron Mexico
1st Overall Pick in the 2001 NFL Draft,
exorbitantly overpaid. Has never thrown for 3,000 yards in a season. Has never thrown for more than 16 touchdowns in a season.
Signed a 10-year, $130M contract with the Atlanta Falcons in December 2004, with an NFL record $37M in guaranteed bonuses.
Regarded as one of the worst quarterbacks in terms of accruacy in the NFL. Career completion average of less than 55%. Averages 1.3 touchdown passes for every interception thrown.
(Stats accurate as of 2005)
Michael Vick is overrated and overpaid
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the REALLY COOL guitarist of The Bravery who plays electric guitar left-handed, and currently has long hair. He's also pretty short, and has a great sense of humor. He is Jewish and Italian, and very exotic looking too.
"Hey, I got to meet Michael Zakarin after the show last night! He's awesome!"
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The real overrated black quarterback. At least McNabb gets to the playoffs every year, tries to be a pocket passer, and doesnt act like he's going to the Tupac show after the game.
Michael Vick is running to the sideline to get the jacket on as quickly as possible during the cold in the Bears game a couple of years ago...Maybe southerners really are pussies, afterall. I'll never get past that sight in my mind for Vick. Easily the most overrated and undertalented 'quarterback' ever.
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The head of FEMA from 2003-2005, including during Hurricane Katrina. Blamed by George W. Bush, and America for the entire FEMA Failure.
Also gave $30 Million to Miami after Hurricane Francis, even though Francis never hit Miami.
Before being appointed FEMA director... Brown was the Judges and Stewards Commissioner for the International Arabian Horse Association, (IAHA), from 1989-2001, which George W. Bush (of course) thought qualified him to be the FEMA director.
"Brownie you're doin' a heck of a job"-George W. Bush
"Michael Brown sucks at managing FEMA"
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A big red beef head, with a tiny penis
Michael ashworth is a beefy dude dude dude dude
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