Mikey mike

Term for calling yourself gay to a group of black men when you’re drunk

Ayyyy I’m wassup my names mikey mike

Mike Posner

a man who stole everything from Justin Timberlake.

has no originality

should be Poser not Posner

Aye man have yu heard Mike Posner's song "Cooler Than Me"?

I thought Justin Timberlake made that song.

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big mike

A guy who takes forever to pass the doobie to the left hand side.

Goddam, that guys gone and toked all the reefer. He's a complete funking big mike.

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Icey Mike

n- the original Icey Mike was a urine-filled condom that was frozen in order to be used as a sex toy -- e.g. dildo.

Instead of giving her a Golden Shower, he decided to make her an Icey Mike for when he was away.

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Mike Smith

Former Guitarist for Limp Bizkit. Left and the original guitarist Wes Borland came back. Mike Smith is currently in a band called "Tommyhate".

Mike Smith is an ok guitarist, but Wes is much better

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Mike wheeler

An asshole and I will stand by that.

season 1 Mike Wheeler was amazing, took finding Will the most seriously, great friend, but was definitely on the edge always and lost his temper at Lucas/sometimes El a lot
In season 2 he was still great, he was the best to Will hands down
Season 3 he was kinda an asshole to everyone except El, he’d leave them to go make out with her, not even talk, just make out, and when El broke up with him he ignored Will, and Dustin completely

Season 4 GOD DAMN he visits the Byers after months, and doesn’t pay any attention to will ON HIS FUCKING BIRTHDAY

Now I’m not saying I want Mike to die in s4 vol. 2, but if anyone in the main party does die…

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Crunchy Mike

not smooth, not dirty, NOT silky. Just fuckin CRUNCHY.

Crunchy Mike is the one sketchball that you see walkin around the run down porn stores in yo hood.

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