milk and cookies

Alcohol and weed.

Damn man you better get some milk and cookies for tonight.

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Oat Milk

The god of all plant milks. It is very tasty and it has a high level of fiber and iron and no saturated fats. Store bought oat milk is often fortified with all the nutrients in cow titty milk. Oat milk is the most environmentally friendly milk as it uses the least land and water in its production.

Ew you drink cow titty milk? That’s gross drink oat milk instead! It’s better for the environment and for your health.

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5% Milk

another name for the cum, jizz, or nut. the white liquid that most men enjoy shooting all over a girl.

I gave that girl some 5% milk last night to drink

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Milk Bubble

When you bust your nut in a girls ass, pull out, and create the same effect as a queef and watch her blow a white creamy bubble out of her butthole.

Hey, I was bangin Tina last night in her butt and when i nutted inside of her she blew a milk bubble out of her ass.

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Milk Off

When a male ejaculates after a month or more of sexual abstinence and his semen flows without cessation from his penis as if he were pouring milk from a container. That’s “milking off”.

Damn, that woman is beautiful from head to toe. I would sure like to milk off in that ass!

Shorty got a bangin' body and a pretty face! I'll milk off and let her have my baby.

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Milk Tears

This happens when a poor young lady is giving head to a lucky man, just before he cums he pulls out and pokes her in the eye with his cock. She begins to cry and then he spunks in her tears, thus MILK TEARS!

Male 1: "A girl was sucking my dick last night but I decided to give her the milk tears"

Male 2: "That's sick man! Well in!"

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milk bags

How one buys milk in most of Canada, with milk coming in packages of three one-liter plastic bags, instead of the more effective jug or carton, thus proving that Canada is stupid.

"I threw milk bags at a stupid Canadian the other day. It was funny! You should try it sometime."

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