The term Pube Monster is used in association with a shower or general plug hole which is filled with wiry hair most likely from from the pubic region of a large beast/monster. While the likelihood of a beast/monster taking a shower in your house is slim, the sheer mass of hair plugging the hole strongly points in the direction of this....or a person who needs to shave their bush.
Holy moly! Looks like the pube monster has his the shower again!
Why can't the friggin pube monster use a different shower or just buy a bloody razor and give her bush a shave!
Jeremy: Hey dude, do you know Heleena?
Fred: Oh shit man, yeah I do! She's that damn pube monster!
when your covered in so much cum you become all white....And become...........A cotton monster
Damn babe i made you into a cotton monster
A coochie monster is a term used for someone, who is broke, smelly, dusty, or someone who doesn’t clean up nivce, BUT STILL TRYNA HIT
Thomas: Wassup ma lemme rearrange them guts.
Crystal: Nah homie, you and your friends some Coochie Monster’s go take a shower
The monster that comes out of the poop hole and eats your buttcheek as you set down your phone, for the first time in 30 minutes.
Did you hear about Johnny? I heard he got his buttcheek eaten by the toilet monster.
A person who is obsessed with alcoholic beverages and craves the feeling of being drunk.
“I once saw a sexy little readhead, I asked for his name. He responded chrissy. I was keen on a root until I seen he was a grog monster”
A PERSON WITH A SWEATY SHIRT THAT MAKES THEY'RE NIPPLES STICK OUT UUUUUH PAPI
THE NIPPLE MONSTER HAS LARGE NIPPLES