mud wolf

THE MUD WOLF IS A MESSY SEX POSITION, WHERE YOU STAB A GIRL IN THE ASS AFTER A LONG NASTY SHIT, BUT YOU MUST HOWL LIKE A WOLF WHEN YOU GET OFF, MUST BE PERFORMED ON A FULL MOON

GIRL YOUR GOING TO GET MUD WOLFED TONIGHT

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Mud butt

Any body who is caught having sex in the woods or near trees. Showing up to work later with mud on both participants boots.

"I saw that Kimberly and Zechariah had mud on their boots."
"I guess they were mud butting."

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pile of mud

When the porta-potie is so full it would touch your bum if you sat.

I had to go so bad I squatted over that pile of mud

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mud pole

Decent body, busted face.

Q-How's she look?
A- Ehh... she's a mud pole you should get drunk first.

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Mud Diving

Forming a hole in the mud filling it with water and having intercourse with it.

Let's grab the waterhose head out back and go Mud Diving

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Mud snake

Normally describes a gay man, because he is usually engaging in anal sex, therefore; sticking his snake in the mud. But it may also describe a straight man who enjoys anal sex more as opposed to vaginal sex

Dan: "Man, I can't believe Chris was a mud snake all these years"
Kyle: "Yeah good for him though, for being who he is"
Dan: "For sure, once a mud snake always a mud snake"

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Bloody mud

As your eating a girls ass just light a fire cracker and slip it in.Then watch bloody shit ooze out.

Hey,you know that bitch stacey made her get some bloody mud last night.It was fucking all over like a new coat of paint on the wall

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