A slightly derogatory term for an obstetrician and/or a gynecologist.
That muff puncher took my uterus!
Female equivalent to to ‘Man up’
but not exclusively for girls with a hairy muff !!
Muff up Deborah. Get on your bike and get to the top of that hill !!
When an individual shaves off all of their hair on their head except for their fringe.
Hey dude look! That guy's walking around with a muff-cut.
When you lay down and then two naked ladies rub their pussies on your ears at the same time.
Last night at a bachelor party my buddy John had the strippers give home pussy muffs.
When a girl fakes an orgasm, she is bluffing her muff muff.
Guys "have you ever been muff-bluffed?" - I would hope not!
Girl " I'm a regular muff bluffer" or "I've never had to bluff my muff"
When things just get really bad...
I was talking to a 10, when her 1.5 of a friend came over and cockblocked me...from there things would pretty much go south on a dirty muff...