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Church nap

It is when you feel the Holy Spirit roll through you so hard you need to take a three or four hour nap

Oh goodness I feel the need to take a church nap.

by Astronomyiskool July 5, 2017


Two sandwiches and a nap

What happens just before you decide to get clean and sober.

Dude you are spun the fuck out. Eat a Two sandwiches and a nap. Then you should think about going to rehab.

by MURPHY45INC July 18, 2022


homeless nap

A nap that you take on the ground outside

I took a homeless nap on the grass at track practice.
I took a homeless nap on the beach.

by Gutburger March 26, 2024


Pussy Nap

When you just have sex (typically man to woman) and the pussy has you weak from long exercise so much that it ends up putting you to sleep usually for 2-3 hrs

Friend: yo! Where have you been ive been trying to skate

Dude: i just had a pussy nap , ill be out in a sec

by RetardedWizard May 24, 2023


missouri catheter nap

The act of someone claiming they just went for a sleep somewhere, when in reality they overdosed on drugs and woke up in a hospital bed, with a catheter inserted.

Sure Enon, you were just taking a Missouri catheter nap...

by muncherdave May 15, 2023


Missouri catheter nap

The act of someone claiming they just went for a sleep somewhere, when in reality they overdosed on drugs and woke up in a hospital bed, with a catheter inserted.

Sure Enon, you were just taking a Missouri catheter nap...

by muncherdave May 15, 2023


raccoon nap

When, having gorged yourself on fatty junk food, you almost immediately fall asleep, still covered in crumbs or grease.

Like the Itis, but more a matter of falling asleep where you ate like a raccoon in a dumpster.

I ate a large DiBella's Sub for lunch then passed out in the booth for a little raccoon nap.

by Michael Rizzo June 20, 2017