oh baby, i wanna stir your colon with my soup spoon
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Some one who thinks they are a drug dealer, but in reality they are the one who drives to pick up the product then drop it off to a customer. The reality is they just mark up the product and claim that they are the one with the Juice.
"Man nice herbs bro, who'd you hook off of?"
"Man that fool just goes to dudes house down the street and adds 100 bux on top. Whack Soup Skimmer. Niya gets smoked out too, shit give me the number mofugga I got a car too."
"He ain't thug, he is just a middleman, not on top, not on bottom, but y'know in the middle blocking the real shit."
"He is never on deck, he just goes to pick it up, lame!! Its like going to Burger King and waiting 10 mins while they go get McDonalds and mark it up."
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Licking and sucking on a clitoris to make a woman very hot and very wet.
His tongue-flicking and persistent sucking made her engorged clit stand out like an oyster in a delicious, fragrant, steaming cup of liquid. He was making oyster soup.
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The feeling of lethargy and simultaneous content and warmth you get from eating a big bowl of warm soup- especially exaggerated on a cold day. Sorta like what happens to most folks on Thanksgiving, only warm soup belly can happen all year long.
"Gee, I'd love to go sledding with you guys, but that bowl of chowder I ate has given me a case of warm soup belly. I think I'm just gonna sit here and veg."
"I got that warm soup belly and now I'm ready for a nap."
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When you have a hankering for a hot dog, usually of the chili variety. You go to the nearing food shack and order up a hot dog with all the fixins. Once the waitress brings it out you just devour that hot dog. Once your done you reminisce on how delicious the hot dogs was, when suddenly your thoughts interrupted by sudden cramping and boiling sensations in your lower abdomen. You quickly rush to the bathroom as if the building were on fire, once you reach the bathroom the hot dog to hot dog soup cycle has reached its end. The hot, watery, stank ass crap you take is known as hot dog soup.
William: Say Denny you think you gunna be able to finish that double decker hot dog you ordered?
Denny: I'm thinkin' not so much big Fella...but I can tell by the signals my stomach is sendin' me I'm gunna have a different kind of leftovers to take home!
William: What you me Denny? Am I missin' something?!
Denny: C'mon Willy, I'm gunna have a hot helping of hot dog soup in my britches right quick! Cause there ain't no way I'm making it to the bathroom!
William: Shewt Cousin! I best have the waitress bring us a to-go container right quick!
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Lloyd Christmas: Excuse me, Flo, what's the soup du jour?
Waitress: It's The Soup of the Day.
Lloyd Christmas: Mmmm... that sounds good; I'll have that.
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