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the glorious act of masturbation
Lebron "I was takin my talents to south beach over the offseason"
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When a person has messed up and run away
or
when a person has mentally checked out of a situation
She/ He has sent out an email to all of the wrong people,
Oh my god, she's/He's gone down the beach.
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THE OFFICIAL CLEVELAND DEFINITON - Taking a shit.
(Also referred to as "Making LeBron a Free Agent)
Damn, that Chinese food is upsetting my stomach. I'm taking my talents to South Beach. Now, where's the nearest toilet?
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1. n. When a guy puts a large number grapes in his mouth than spits them out into girl's vagina and proceeds to crush them in their with his schlong.
2. n. When a girl puts a large number grapes in her vagina than takes them out and puts them in a guy's ass and proceeds to crush them in their with her strap-on.
3. n. When a girl feeds a guy grapes while watching the Super Bowl (in the same way as Cameron Diaz feeding Alex Rodriguez in Super Bowl XLV)
4. n. When a guy puts a large number grapes in his mouth than spits them out into another guy's ass and proceeds to crush them in their with the first guy's schlong.
5. n. When a person sticks grapes in one of their body's holes and then takes them out and puts them in someone's mouth and crushes them with either a strap-on or a schlong usually used after lost bets.
The guy gave the girl a Long Beach (NY) Grape Fest and she was queefing out grape skin for a month.
After Kyle lost the bet to Alec he was scarred for life after Alec made him have the Long Beach (NY) Grape Fest preformed on him.
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Hey bob, do you want to play for our team? We don't have any good players.
<joins opposing team> Sorry, I'll be taking my talents to south beach.
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A euphemism for masturbation
Man, just got back from a rough day at the office. I'm gonna take my talents down to South Beach, then hit the sack.
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The infamous words uttered by LeBron James as he broke the hearts of every person in the Cleveland area, that shall henceforth be a euphemism for Masturbation.
Mike has been in a long drought and ended up striking out last night too. So he went home, put on some porn, and said to himself, "I'm going to take my talents to South Beach"
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