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Stella Artois is commonly referred to as giro beer by people on jobseekers allowance because it is only affordable on giro day.
Jobseeker 1-Hi mate wanna drink some antifreeze?
Jobseeker 2-Nah mate its giro day so i'm off to buy me some giro beer.
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The act of drinking beer and peeing simultaneously. Having already drunk large quantities of beer makes the act even more incredible.
Seamus is beer peeing! It's the best thing I've ever seen!
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It's a flavoring for you beer! and it's really good!! WOW!!!
Grape beer besties in Miller lite is the best thing ever!
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Drinking your favourite beer, warming it up in your mouth, and spitting it into your partners vagina, and then proceeding to drink it. Which will then fuck her up.
I gave her so much Pussy Beer last night, she couldn't even stay on my cock.
She loves the Pussy Beer so much that's all she asks for.
She loves how the Pussy Beer fucks her up.
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cheap beer used for beer pong or any other beer related games
jim: hey man do you wanna play beer pong?
Matt: sure do you have any game beer? becuase im not using the good beer.
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The last sip of beer. It is considered by some to be bad luck to drink.
Hey can you bring me a brewski, all I've got is the cow of the beer left?
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When a friend wants you to go out for a beer but you're skint so he offers to buy you a beer, but you still say no. The next week your out together and you say he has to buy you a beer because it's a beer roll-over (like the Lottery roll-over), in fact because it's a roll-over, he owes you two beers! Lotto Beer!
Friend "Hi mate coming out for a beer?"
You "Nah, I'd love to but I'm skint."
Friend "I'll buy you a beer!"
You "No it's alright, I'm staying in".
A week later in the pub together...
You "Are you gonna get me a beer?"
Friend "What? Get your own!"
You "You owe me one! You said last week you'd buy me a beer!"
Friend "What??? That was last week!!!"
You "Yeah it's a beer roll-over!"
Friend "What?"
You "You owe me a beer, so it's a beer roll-over!"
Friend "What???"
You "In fact you owe me two beers cos it's a Lotto Beer roll-over! Get 'em in!"
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