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The act of masturbating in such a way that death ensues shortly after ejaculation
My mate is going to have a snuff wank free-falling without a parachute
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When you measure the length of your wank stroke and multiply this by the average strokes per masterbation session. This gives you the total distance you have to rub over you dick to achieve a hot steamy creamy ejaculation.
Note: Derived from wind-run which is the average distance meteorologists measure the length gusts of wind blow over.
While using the hot-shots radar gun and pretending to wank, the scatman recorded a velocity of 3 m/s. Therefore, multiplying this by an average wank time of 30 minutes, or 1800 seconds gives a wank-run of 5400 m. A pretty impressive wank-run compared to my premature ejaculation which gives my only a wank run of 20 metres.
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An act of masturbating over the thought of sodomising someone with an ugly face but a great arse.
I had the best dirty wank over my geography teacher last night.
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The act of ingesting an entire bottle of sleeping pills and then attempting to whack off before falling asleep.
Martyn: You guys ever tried sleep wanking?
Zach: Yeah! It's great cause you always win
Steven: Unfortunately you can never stay awake long enough to clean up the mess...
Lads: Aye!
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The act of masturbating while screaming at the top of ones lungs. Usually, but not always, performed when one is alone at their place of residence, to achieve enhanced gratification or simply because they can.
The Atomic Wank is related to the Danger Wank due to it's nature, but carries less risk of discovery and the resulting awkwardness.
Man1: So...got the house all to myself tonight.
Man2: Got any plans?
Man1: Probably watch some porn and have an Atomic Wank.
Man2: What about the neighbors?
Man1: Fuck 'em.
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Masturbating so that you ejaculate into your own mouth.
Of course I've never tasted my own man juice, do you think I circus wank?
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hanging yourself and trying to cum before you die
dude wheres james ??
i dont know probably had an asphixiation wank
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