smoke one!

a blunt, dope, weed, etc. somethin 2 get u ^

When me and you gone smoke one together?

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Fox One

Expression - NATO Radio call for launch of a Semi-Active Radar Guided Missile (Usually the AIM-7 Sparrow series of missiles)

"Got Lock! Fox One!"

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dose one

A member of anticon who has a very bizarre and weird voice. First time listeners will not enjoy any of his music, but with time he will most certainly grow on you.

the rapper

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one direction

A gay boy band from the fuckin UK who sing about shoving their tiny dicks into 12 year old girl's bloody vaginas.

One Erection: You've got that... one thing. (VAGINA) I need that.. one thing (VAGINA.).
Little Girl: I HAVE THAT ONE THING. I NEED MOAR.
One Direction: I like to... eat UR LITTLE PENISES.

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One Wording

v. When an annoying person won't stop texting another, so the person being annoyed responds with one word, fast answers. Usually ineffective because the other person is so dense.

That girl was really bugging me, so I one worded her until she got the hint and stopped talking to me.

ex: Annoying Girl: Hey!:) OMG it's been likee ferever since we've talked!!!!!

Me: yeah!

A.G: So like when's the next time you'll be able to hang out???

Me: idk

A.G: LOL! Stop that!!!!

Me: what

A.G: Stop one wording me!!!! LOL it's so cute when you do that! hahahaha

Me: okay

A.G:...

(To myself) yesss....pwned.

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strap-ons

strap on dildos that are worn by men with disfunctional penises, a woman in a lesbian couple, a woman penetrating a man's anal hole, a man having sex with more than one person, etc.

they are attached to harnesses

Dude, were gonna have a threesome tonight so im gonna bring one of my strap-ons so i can fuck both girls at once!

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throw one in

To take a dip of rich smokeless tobacco.

I have free period F-block, so im going to throw one in and play halo 2 in Gables.

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