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When your boat has a leak in it so you proceed to shove your penis inside the hole, drink the water remaining in the boat, and piss out what you have drank.
*fishing*
Mate: shit bruv we sinking
You: fack mate we sinkin'
Mate: give er the Alabama Bilge Pump eh
To be associated with the word "timmy two pumps" is not the most flattering of things. Simply put, it means you can't hold your load. Even simpler put - it means you're a premature ejaculator.
Dude1: bro! Why aren't you in the other room with that girl anymore?
Dude2: Man, I took off my pants and splooged everywhere. It was over before it started. She then proceeded to call me Timmy Two Pumps.
Dude1: godamnit, dude.
When a man pulls on his foreskin, creating an air tight seal around someone’s bare asshole, then harvests the fart and replants it into someone’s mouth.
I was supposed to meet Tyler for a drink but he couldn’t make it. He thought ass-to-mouth was the worst bet he’d ever lost until Dylan introduced him to the Norwegian bike pump. Now his tires are flat, his ass is raw, and his breath smells like shit.
When a penis is so large that that it actually increases the size of a women’s butt during sexual intercourse.
Omg Becky look at your butt!! How did you get that overnight?! Oh you know, it was the sausage hump pump!
the act of influencing a crowd to show more attention and excitement towards a lack luster band or song. Arm movements towards the sky, a "c'mon" or eyebrows and head raised are typical ways for a band to improve the fan experience.
The crowd was enjoying the show in their own way until the band needed to pump up the crowd where everybody was asked to raise their arms to please the band's request.
Thankfully, Auberbach decided to pump up the crowd. Then it was a party.
Yeah, I've never seen Thom Yorke try to pump up the crowd before. I really wish he could try to connect wit the crowd more.
The biggest chad in anime universe, also the father figure for cell jr, and.. Also the brother of freeza the normie
Name used to describe a gas station in the middle of nowhere that has a hot bar or restaurant inside. Most notably known for delicious fried chicken and biscuits. Found across the south.
Ricky stopped at the Pump n' Munch for a fill-up and some fried chicken and collardz.