Magic Right Hand

When a man masturbates furiously for a long time with his left hand, then switches to his right hand and gets off quickly.

"I had the Magic Right Hand last night."

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you burn right

it means if you smoke weed or smoke in general.

Guys says: Hey, you burn right?

You say: Naw, i don't smoke or

You say: Damn right.

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Fuckin' Ay Right

The act of agreeing with someone after saying something epic.

Douche Bag 1:Dude you wanna come over and bang these Australian Models!!!!!

Douche Bag 2:Fuckin' Ay Right

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ahh~ daddy~ right there~

the fuck you sicko

horny ass mothafucka searchin "ahh~ daddy~ right there~" up

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animal rights activist

Hypocritical asshole who thinks that he/she can stop the killings of "poor, innocent animals" by harming humans and being a bitch until they get their way. In other words, someone with smaller intellegence.

Because she was an animal rights activist, Emma became known to everyone as "The world's bitch".

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Fuck Me Right

Became popular in the 2007 movie SuperBad. This Phrase is used when you are feeling disrespected or if you come up short on luck.

Example 1:

Evan - "Hey is this the line for the bathroom?"

Chick - "What the fuck does it look like.."

Evan - "Ohh yea.. Fuck Me right"


Example 2:

Student 1 - "Excuse Me Mrs. Teacher May i use the bathroom?"

Teacher - "No, you've been disrespectful today"

Student 2 - "Could I go to the Bathroom?"

Teacher - "Sure"

Student 1 - "FUCK ME RIGHT.."

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right-chicken-louis

Something Momma boy Nigel says

Get that part over here right-chicken-louis

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