ja rule

One who needs to clear one's throat.

Shit Ja Rule, swallow, cough, do something.

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Rule 34

If it exists, there is porn of it.

The exception to rule 34 is the citation of rule 34.

"I invoke Rule 34 on lunch...oh, my god, is that actually a Mountain Dew can fucking a sandwich?"

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Ja Rule

A friggin' idiot who cant rap a song without a female R&B singer.

Ja rule should go get shot by fitty cent.

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Golden Rule

You touch it, You suck it.

Oh shit you hit him in the balls! You know the golden rule, now suck it.

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GILF rules

The GILF is a very sought after term.
A man to bed one will be KING of his group, and gloating rights will be established once validated.
These are the rules that are commonly followed when determining GILF.

1. Has to have a daughter that has a child already. Can be allowed to be less than one month from popping. But that is determined by the group.

2. Has to be of reasonable age. 45 is the start of the safe zone. This sounds stupid but I have known women to try and pass theselves off as GILF. Scrutiny is needed for 45>.

3. Photo is proof. When bedding a GILF you need to take an image using whatever methods are available, and there needs to be in the background or foreground some sort of identifiable object, that being a landmark or certain posters and so on, to be able to validate the bedding. Your location needs to match with the image, this is of utmost importance.

4. Phone number. Can be used as a substandard of proof. But you must be honest with the story. We can always call her and find out the real story.

5. Looks are important. No reward is paid out for any grandmother that is ugly and or fat. Alcohol is no defence. If you bed an ugly fat old chick, you will be humiliated in any and many ways possible, because that's your own fault.

Bloke 1: Remember the old girl i was talking to?
Bloke 2: yeah she was fine...a GILF I might add?
Bloke 1:*shows image of GILF in his room*...GILF Rules number 3.
Bloke 2: yeah i'll pay that
Bloke 1: mmmm...mmmm...mmmm...mmmm

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Rule 9001

If it is OVER 9000 then it is AMAZING be default. (no exceptions)

p1: OMG ITS OVER 9000!!!1!!1
p2: OMG!!!!!1!1!(head explodes)
p1: yep thares Rule 9001 for ya...
(head explodes)

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The Rules Of The Internet

You must fallow them. If you dont know them look them up. Anonymous is right.

¨You have broken The Rules Of The Internet.¨
~Anonymous

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