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(Noun) A mixture of semen and tears.
She had Paul Ryan all over her and it was hilarious.
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A Youtube persona with a disgusting sense of humor who co hosts his lets play/sketch channel with his buddy and lover, Matt Watson. His interests: bread, milk, cigarettes, video games, and the iron giant.
Person one: "Hey, whos that man banging the body pillow over there?"
Person two: "Oh thats just Ryan Magee"
Person one: "UwU XD"
Person two: "Go and die please"
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Verb: to fill something with foul, Taco Bell-esque excrement
Adjective: to be full of said excrement
My baby just Paul Ryaned her diaper, her diaper is Paul Ryan-y.
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The largest blow possible in any violent confrontation. Also known as the Peacemaker Punch, The Face Breaker, or The Old Haymaker.
This devastating maneuver is performed usually with the fist of the attacker being pulled back behind its respective shoulder. This results in physical pressure equivalent to a small thermonuclear device that is delivered to a (minority's) nose.
Can be used on doors, lockers, grandparents, terrorists, you, me, or anyone else that incites the rage of of the callous handed barbarian that uses this kind of blow.
guy 1: "Hey did you see that thing he did to (insert anyone here, really)? It was like a... a..."
guy 2: "Ya man its called a Ryan Punch."
guy 1: "He wouldnt do that to me, right...?"
guy 2: "That depends on how black you are. lolz"
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the best qb in the nfl took over the atlanta falcons after vick fucked them over rookie of the year and the best qb ever future mvp super bowl winner and hall of famer. he is gonna go off this year and him and roddy white are gonna b the new peyton and marvin.
whos the best qb?
ohhhh yaaaa matt ryan
whos the biggest thug?
ohhhh yaaaaa matt ryan
whos the mvp of the nfl in 2010 and every other year?
ohhhh yaaa matt ryan
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A Canadian actor, who is one 🎤SEXY MOTHERFUCKKKKER🎤
Oh my god, you just went to see deadpool for the 2nd time? ME TOO!!! Let's sit and watch people interviewing Ryan Reynolds until the next showing starts. Lucky number three!
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(n) An extremely feminine "man" that flirts with grumpy british men.
(v) To poorly hide that you are a flamboyantly gay.
That guy on tv is such an idiot. Who let Ryan Seacrest become famous? He has no talent and is way over-publicized. He should hook up with Richard Simmons and climb out of his barbie filled closet.
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